What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
There's one less drunk at the funeral.
How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
Throw in a bar of soap.
How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
She's wearing the cleanest shirt.
What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?
" Git offa me, daddy, you're cruching my cigarettes!
A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."
You know how to make hillbilly chicken soap? You start by stealing a couple of chickens...